[subash]

Quite entertaining actually although I am curious about why you wrote this piece this way ... more along the lines of studying the working of the human mind than "what were you thinking?"


The Worst Fable of All Time

Isn’t that right Billy.?

One night he looked up at the night sky, and wished upon the moon that she would want to be his girl? friend.

“What are you doing on my pillow, what do you want, why are you interested in me, and most importantly did you watch me get dressed?” He's still in bed, right? So how come the question arises as to dressing?


Her body crumpled like paper through a photo-copier. Watching the sight with joy, the mouse let out a cheer, ‘We did it. Now go, Billy-boy, have your way with her.’ This is really Tom-and-Jerry-like!

Getting cold feet, Billy wussed out, and ran to the girl, in the vain hope of lending his help. Shaking her into consciousness he asked timidly if she was alright. The girl is crushed by a bowling ball and he shakes her into consciousness?!

At first she couldn’t speak, but instead (maybe slowly?) regained control of her arm, which whipped pepper spray from her purse.

“Uncle, uncle!!!” Huh???


Outraged at being ratted out (Get it?) yes, very good, the mouse left the school never to be seen from again.

“Really? That’s it? That’s the moral? This is the worst Fable EVER,” said Billy, as he fumbled with the frills on his dress. Now, what is this? Is he a transvestite?

...Until he discovered she was really a man.
So she's a transvestite too?

The End
By: Andrew Geczy