[AdamThomas]

Good story. Two suggestions:

1) "had heard that one man even had plastic surgery so she couldn’t recognize him anymore"

"Plastic surgery" is a little vague. I think it would be funnier if you mentioned a specific procedure like "had his cheeks and nose augmented."

2) "A sharp pain shot through her as a thorn scraped her brow, and a little blood spilled out, “That will add to the credibility of it all,” she thought."

I'd suggest a period either after "out" or by making "A little blood spilled out" its own sentence.