[Zoidberg]

That was an excellent story! I wasn't sure what to expect from the title at first.

If someone where to be attacked (err, seduced) by a vampire, I am pretty sure this would be how it felt like. Nice job!

Ya know, there's no classic vampires around anymore. People tend to go for the more monstrous speedy vampire instead of the classic charming one. Yay for nostalgia!