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John didn't laugh, he didn't think it was that funny, "So what made you abandon the burning bush look?" John asked.
"Nowadays people don't stop to talk to burning bushes, they just whip out they're cell phones and call 911 as they're running away, or they would if I gave them a chance, but obviously I know that so I don't. No these days I just appear exactly as a person expects me to, although I like to have a little fun with the location."
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John seemed quick to get the idea he's talking to God. Gullible character need less gullible. Also, would you rather stay and chat with a talking burning ficus or would you rather talk to the obviously old and homeless crazy guy?
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"Since you're willing to do it just because I asked you to, I'll give you a little compensation." God's eyes looked down for a second, "You now have the largest penis in the county."
"County!?" John stammered.
"Okay, state."
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Haha! That was my favorite part.
The part about the pot and the other stuff I don't understand. And I don't understand the "NO!!!". The county/state part was funny, but to be honest I didn't really guffaw and I spent more time confused by character action than finding humor.