[Razor]

Nerdy little Neddy,
The sad bullfrog,
Lived quite alone,
In a very small bog.

Sitting quietly,
On a green lily pad.
He thoughtfully wondered;
Why he was so sad.

“Maybe I’m lonely?”
He thought aloud.
But when he was young,
He had hated large crowds.

Perched on his pad,
He watched the day end.
“Another day gone.”
He said without a grin.

When rounding a bend,
What did he see?
But a small little bullfrog,
Watching a bumble bee.

“Hello there!” He yelled!
His heart leaping with delight.
But her answer was: Slurp-slap,
And the bee was gone from sight.

With her mouth full of bee,
She couldn’t politely talk.
So Neddy leapt from his pad,
And swam over to a rock.

“Hello,” she said,
When her mouth wasn’t full.
“So nice to meet you,” he said,
Hoping not to sound like a fool.

“I haven’t seen you before.
Do you live around here?”
“Well I just moved in,
When my tail fell off my rear.”

“Welcome to the neighborhood!”
“Oh thank you so much.”
“How was the metamorphosis”
“Fun, and exciting as such.”

And from that day on,
The two were friends.
They lived happily ever after.
THE END!