Hello, my name is Yum Yum the Sushi Queen and since I know you are going to ask, I will just tell you right now, I won't allow you to eat me!
My people have to wear air fresheners on them at all times. This is because they are able to rot. If all of my people rot, and we don't do anything about it, my kingdom will smell so bad! So, wear a nice scent and the problem will be solved.
My people don't look much like each other. Some are eel rolls, some are California rolls, cucumber, crab, shrimp, Jerry Garcia rolls, where should I stop! My least favorites are the octopus and the salmon though. This is because they are horrible workers (they are always worrying about how they smell!)
I myself am beautiful, with wazzabi as my eyes, the finest seaweed in all of the land as my clothes, and white rice as my body. I protect my people from hungry eaters. I teach them how to make themselves brown and smell bad, so nobody will want to eat them. I am the best at this. I don't have to worry about anybody eating me! Besides, my royal servants would jump in front of me, so they get eaten, and I have a chance to run away. I have people who idolize me, they do my laundry and all of my other chores around my sushi palace. This is because my sushi people love me. They'd do anything for me.
Since I am still young, I have to go to school. It's such a drag! I have my servants walkie-talkie me the answers on tests, and they do my homework. There are monuments of fabulous me all over the kingdom. It's great to be the ruler of your own kingdom! You should try it one day, just not my kingdom!
They'd be afraid of you. So, as a reminder, the next time you see sushi at a restaurant, don't eat it!!!!!!!