Christmas Conundrum

[colinbaker62]

" Daaaaad....................... ..........? "

" I know you've always told me dad
There's just one Santa Clause.
And everything you've told me dad
I do believe of course. "


" It's just that while out in the town
Today with mam I saw,
Not just one Santa Clause. No sir !
I counted TWENTY-FOUR ! "


" I saw one on a skateboard,
And two driving cars.
There were four in McDonalds,
That's seven so far ! "


" I saw one Santa cycling,
One juggling three balls.
There were two riding scooters,
What's seven plus four ? "


" And guess what ?
THERE WERE MORE ! "


" I saw five Santas jogging,
And three all in pink.
There was one in a police car,
That's twenty I think ? "


" Oh and two rollerblading,
One rattling a tin.
Plus a really fat Santa
Asleep in a bin."

"So"

" One, plus two, plus three is seven.
Add four more, that makes eleven.
Add on nine, plus a couple more
How many Santas ? TWENTY-FOUR ! "


" And though I'm really muddled now
My mind's all wizz and tizz.
I keep on yelling to myself
ONE SANTA'S ALL THERE IS ! "


" I asked mam why, she cried 'Ask dad'
So how come dad in town,
One Santa Clause, plus twenty-three,
Were wandering around ? "

[Storiesmaniac]

Colin you've done it again my friend. Great work. Funny stuff.

[colinbaker62]

Originally Posted by storiesmaniac

Colin you've done it again my friend. Great work. Funny stuff.

Hello 'storiesmaniac' and thanks for posting comments..

[DarkPower]

as christmas things go I like this one.. its sweet and cute

[colinbaker62]

Originally Posted by DarkPower

as christmas things go I like this one.. its sweet and cute

Hi DP and thanks..DP is the moderator for me..And that's the truth !

[Lubesh]

another blinder colin.keep it up!

[Wordsmyth]

Really nice collin. I enjoyed this as I do all of your poetry.

[colinbaker62]

Originally Posted by mww70

Really nice collin. I enjoyed this as I do all of your poetry.

That's very kind indeed. So I'm a poet am I ? That's what they call those mad people that try and convey a message in a few words. Well I do !

Seriously though, thanks..
And thanks again
and again
and again
etc
etc
etc

[HUNNYBUNNY]

i saw this the first time yesterday of wonder and i didnt say anything because everyone else already say all that i had to say about it but i came back today just to read it again. its so cute it really reminds me of my little sisters when they were just a few years younger. they always seemed to ask me ? like that but how come i saw (whatever the case was). anyway i think i should read more in this sections. i never really checked it out before. nice work and i cant wait to see some of you other stuff.

[colinbaker62]

Originally Posted by HUNNYBUNNY

i saw this the first time yesterday of wonder and i didnt say anything because everyone else already say all that i had to say about it but i came back today just to read it again. its so cute it really reminds me of my little sisters when they were just a few years younger. they always seemed to ask me ? like that but how come i saw (whatever the case was). anyway i think i should read more in this sections. i never really checked it out before. nice work and i cant wait to see some of you other stuff.

Hi and thanks for your kind comments.

[narniafan]

This is so sweet! Is it based on a real event? If so what did you answer? If not, still a cute poem, that many dads can probably relate too.

[colinbaker62]

Originally Posted by narniafan

This is so sweet! Is it based on a real event? If so what did you answer? If not, still a cute poem, that many dads can probably relate too.

Many thanks for the comments. And yes, I suppose the poem did arise from personal experience as my brother once asked just such a question many years ago.




Colin

[dorian hanes]

How I LOVE, LOVE your WICKED, WELL-EXECUTED and DELICIOUS Humor.

[colinbaker62]

Originally Posted by RENA HANDS

How I LOVE, LOVE your WICKED, WELL-EXECUTED and DELICIOUS Humor.

Many thanks 'Rena' for these kind comments.




Colin

[sawreese]

This.... is so wrong XD this is probably the most devious piece of literature intended for children that I've ever read. Well done, shame on you, and LOLOL!!