[superbum]

INDEX

Scene 1 & 2
Scene 3
Scene 4 & 5
Scene 6 & 7 <- You are here.
Scene 8, 9, & Credits

Synopsis: Neil lives for an extra week, and Satin has another run in with Satan.


Scene 6


INT. GUN SHOP - AFTERNOON

FUDY casually browses the selection of guns behind counter while the overweight CLERK reclines in a chair behind the counter reading a magazine titled Big Hunt.

FUDY
I’d like to purchase that shotgun and a box of 12 gauge slugs, sir.

CLERK
(without looking up grabs a box of slugs off a shelf and a form from below the counter)
Sure thing, just fill out this form...

FUDY
Form?

CLERK
Yup, you just fill out this little form, I send it into the FBI, and in 7 days you can kill anybody you want.

FUDY
A full week?

CLERK
But I can sell you the slugs today.

FUDY
Are you sure there’s no way we can get around this?

CLERK
Nope, it saves my ass if you decide to go blow somebodies head off, plus it makes it easier for the haters to pin premeditation on ya.

FUDY
(starts filling out paperwork)
Fine, I’ll take the slugs today, might as well take something home.
(pause)
What time do you guys open on Saturdays?

CLERK
10am

FUDY
You've got 'til 10 am Saturday Neil.

Scene 7


INT. LIVINGROOM - MORNING



SUPER BUM, SATIN, and FUDY all sit in their usual positions.

CAPTION
One Week Later

FUDY
What time is it?

SUPER BUM
(to SATIN)
Don’t you have to go to that cult meeting?

SATIN
I’m not going

FUDY
Just hit the little button on the remote.

SUPER BUM
I thought you said it was gay?

FUDY
It’s the little blue one in the middle.

SATIN
It is.

SUPER BUM
Then why aren’t you going?

FUDY
(Getting angry)
Hey, check the time.

SATIN
(Fake laugh)

FUDY
Check the time.

SATIN
‘Cause I like munchin’ box too much, but I threw the shirt in your room so you could go. I figured it sounded like your kind of thing.

FUDY
Check the time or I’ll rip your fucking liver out!

SATIN gets up and walks towards the kitchen

SUPER BUM
(to FUDY for the first time)
Alright psycho there you go.
(to SATIN)
You’ve never munched box in your life.

FUDY
Screw you guys, I’m outy.

SATIN
Look at you, takin’ orders from your whigger dog, you’re a bitch.

FUDY exits through apartment door

SUPER BUM
Grab me one while your you're up?

SATIN walks into kitchen where SATAN is waiting for him

SATIN
Oh, hey, it’s you.

SATAN
You really know how to make a body feel welcome.

SATIN
No, it wasn’t you... I just almost spilled and...

SATAN
Yeah sure, I know you don’t want to see me.

SATIN
Then why are you here

SATAN
You didn’t show up at today’s meeting...

SATIN
I know it’s just...

SATAN
and your roommate’s still breathing...

SATIN
that I’ve converted to Buddhism.

SATAN
(PAUSE)
Buddha's not real.

SATIN
I know, but Buddhism just feels right.

SATAN
That’s great, but I’m Satan telling you it’s just me and God up there.

SATIN
God and I.

SATAN
Whatever, you know what I meant, it’s just us.

SATIN
Like I said, something about it just feels right, so I’m going to go ahead and stick with it.

SATAN
(Takes a deep breath and sighs)
I made that shit up to convert some pacifists.

SATIN
Look, it’s religion so I can believe anything I want.

SATAN
You’re a dick.

SATIN
And I’ll be punished for it in my next life.

SATAN
That’s Hinduism, dick.

SATIN
Whatever.

SATAN stands there looking a little defeated, then SATIN’s horns turn into bananas. SATAN smiles and disappears

['Ginnis]

No problem, we all make mistakes. Usually I fail to catch a ton of my own.

Just wanted to leave a quick note saying that I do actually enjoy this series. It's in no ways serious, and bordering on stoner humor, but still, I appreciate it. Keep it up.

[Peppy]

There's a little less humour in here, but it instead picks up the story. Can't dvell on randomness when there's a story to be told, no matter how ridiculous it may be. Don't know. (The bottom line: Seriousness is stepping in.)

Fudy, I have to say, is an awesome charcter, the clerk and Fudy scene was strange as heck, and I couldn't believe he really is trying to kill Neil. So, if Satin's horns are gone, does that mean the deal's off? Hmmmmmmmm...

Nonetheless, a good read.