[Masa]

Synopsis:



Welcome to another episode of St- Ohmygosh! Brad Pitt!?

JirQuest: Wait, what?

Raving Fangirls: THERE HE IS! LOOK LOOK!

Serac: HIDE MASA HIDE! It's the YURI HOARDE!

Syrah: (Suddenly Interested) Brad Pitt?

JirQuest: (From within the crowd of raving fangirls) I AM THE SHIT! AHAHAHAHA!

Lubesh: Where is the man with the beautiful hair!?

Corneac: Jesus, lady! Hold your britches you - (gets trampled by Lubesh)

Storiesmaniac: Holy shit! M-Masa, what's going on, man!?

BrokenParadox: Waaiii... Masa, where are you!?

Serac: I said stop using my color woman!

Briness: Wazup guys?

JirQuest: (Heard from faraway, as the girls are dragging him up and down the Mansion) I AM STILL THE SHIT!

Masa: Briness, get rid of that color, that's JirQuest's color!

Briness: This better?

Serac: Dammit! Sunshine, I can still smell my color, and I ain't using it!

BrokenParadox: What are you screaming about!? I didn't use your color!

Serac: You're using it now!

Corneac: Where did all these girls come from...

Lubesh: I can't find him... well Masa, I approve of the move of the series to the Mansion.

xtremelady: I do too! Not only will more people know about it, this makes for a great story! Remember, come to the Mansion Game in the Little Cafe for a little fun, alright?

Syrah: I can't find Brad Pitt, where did he go?

JirQuest: Whooooooooooo!

Syrah: Shut up JirQuest, or Bri and I are going to punch your faces in!

Masa: Now girls...

Corneac: (grabs Masa) Masa! The Femme Fatales have initiated a preemptive strike! They've got Serac!

Serac: Fight on, my brother!

Tay-Tay: You got it, bro!

(The sound of gunfire hitting walls and debris crashing againt the floor and screams are the only things heard for a while)

Corneac: Masa, get out of here! I'll hold them- ARGH!

(Corneac falls down, wounded)

Masa: Corneac, get up!

Corneac: No... go without me... escape...

(Corneac goes limp in Masa's hands)

Masa: You wuss! These are blanks! You think we'd all really die?

Corneac: Oh... well I-

(JirQuest steps on Corneac's head as he flails about, Syrah and Briness struggling to keep him pinned)

Serac: MASA! I'M COMING!

(A window explodes, and as the shattered glass falls to the floor like rain, Serac dives through, very Rambo-esque and begins to shoot everything and everyone that moves)

Storiesmaniac: Dammit! Anita, get the hell off me!

Lubesh: I'm taking you with me, you little bugger!

Masa: EVERYBODY QUIET!!!!

(All movement stops, a chandelier however falls and hits the young poet on the head, thus he slowly reels and falls down amidst the rubble)

BrokenParadox: Kishi... are you (sniffing) alright?

Serac: DAMMIT! STAY OFF MY COLOR!

Briness: FIGHT ON SISTERS!

Serac: IT WAS YOU!?

JirQuest: And so ends another one of Masa's Storiesmania Randomness, see you next time whe- (A small group of attractive fangirls pass by) Hello ladies!

[Lubesh]

You managed some extra bods, which is nice and still hilarious. You do realise you have dug yourself a hole....these r like our daily morning dose of coffee and newpaper comic strips..u better produce or ur fed to the dogs.lol

[Masa]

I have dug myself into a hole, perhaps if I go deep enough nobody will follow? Well I don't know Lubesh, I'm not at all amusing, I'm just an amusing person. I think it best if I plan over my next one when something creeps up which I deem funny...

['Ginnis]

Random is soon becoming insufficient in describing how insane these actually are...keep them up!

[Venomous Vixen]

Haha how did I miss this?! I love it!!

[xtremelady]

as always wickedly funny m8 - u can be my advertising assistant any day masa

[Masa]

Thank you all! It's good to have a bit of comedy among these pleasant haunting stories, eh?

[Syrah]

OK. I love it. But honestly. Brad Pitt doesn't do sh*t for me. (yikes)

[Masa]

Fair enough Syrah, fair enough.

[Jimbalaya]

Oh, C'mon! Everybody loves Brad Pitt! He married Laura Croft for cryin' out loud!

[Venomous Vixen]

Hehe I just realized this one was when my name was still Briness