[RENA HANDS]

Synopsis: Whatever happened after Miss Muffet’s encounter with the spider? She moved away to the big city, but has she forgotten about that terrible day?

WARNING: This submission contains adult content parental advisory is warranted.

On a dark city corner,
stands Miss Muffet,
she wears black leather pants
and not much else.
I pulled up in my Ferrari
whipped out my wallet
and thought “What the hell?”

Miss Muffet, her hair combed over
her left arm crosses her bare breasts
in her right hand a lighted cigarette.
She only wears Golden strapped sandals.
The stars are out,
full moon is a pearl
and damn it, we are going to screw!

I am wired in need of discharge;
Miss Muffet will make it right.
In my wallet five thousand dollars
also a neon condom.
A deep breath, I approach her
Bloody hell, she looks pissed.

I roll down my window
flash some money
inquire “What do I get?”
She smiles,
bends down
and flashes her curvaceous flesh.
“What do you want lover?”
I smile
she grins.

Miss Muffet is in and we’re off.
We are at the hotel, its' swell.
I sit in a leather chair
she drops her pants
revealing a lace thong.
I pull out a twenty
push it against her bare tummy.
She smirks, steps back saying,
“If you want more, come and get it.”

Miss Muffet lays on her back
completely vulnerable.
I kiss her right knee
her left knee smacks my head.
I am aroused
she grins.
I slap her ass informing,
“Turn over baby, I want more skin!”

Miss Muffet smiles
arches her legs to her head,
“If you want more, it will cost six more twenties.”
I am horny so I agree.
On the stand my wallet sits
so I reach over for it, suddenly she’s all over me.
Her tits press at my back; her naval ring rubs my spine.

Laughs and giggles,
John, you lucky son of gun.
Miss Muffet removes my belt
wrapping it around my neck.
I grab the sheets
catching my breath
she crushes my spine with her knees.
I grab the leather for release.

She laughs,
spanking my ass.
Did I say spanking, pardon
I meant riding my ass
and I love it.
Explosions erupts in my ears
“Damn it I need more air!”

Miss Muffet continues to giggle.
She kneads my ass and whispers
“Are you ready?”
I thrash my head, and scream out
“Yes!”

The belt releases I’m on my back.
I am hot and bothered
my prick twitches.
She parts her lips mounting my harden stick,
a teases just a dip then pulls off.
Miss Muffet claws at my chest
making me spastic.

She licks her lips readying herself
cups her tits,
tilting her head
I’m yelling, “Yes! Yes!”
Miss Muffet creates a fist
strikes my chin,
I’m a light bulb, blown out.

“Sir, sir are you alright?”
I awake
there stands a maid;
she covered me with a towel.
“Are you alright?”
I laugh,
“Have you found my wallet?”
There’s a search to no avail;
Miss Muffet ran
stealing my cash
and so, so much more.

Rena Hands January 2008

[dearest]

Hilarious and definitely grown up. ^_^ A very enjoyable read. Well done Rena!

[Venomous Vixen]

Haha very funny one Rena... one thing

my prick twitches.
She parts her lips mounting my prick,

You use the same word twice, may I suggest a synonym here?

Otherwise fantastic!

[Lubesh]

so glad these ddint go to waste lol ur brave!

[RENA HANDS]

Venomous, thank you for the suggestion and error will be changed right away.

Lubesh, I am glad you enjoyed the read.

[Peppy]

When I saw this sitting in Humour, and when I remembered the Jack and Jill one, I had to read this. I wasn't disappointed.

It was funny on some parts. The things people to do to get off. Fetishes fulfilled--of sorts. I don't think it would have been funny if it wasn't Miss Muffet, it would be in Dark if she wasn't there.

It's kinda sad for Miss Muffet though.

We are at the hotel, its swell.

it's

Her tits pres at my back; her naval ring rubs my spine.

press

and I love it.

Dunno about this. Hmmmm...

[RENA HANDS]

Peppy, thanx for the catches. I shall correct them right away. Also, I am delighted that you too found humor in this write including also with Jack and Jill.