[Nupur]

Warning: This makes no sense. This is the result of a reaction between Julius Caeser and a nursery rhyme catalyzed by a lot of boredom.


Cassius, Cassius go to Spain,
Never show your face again,
You killed my darling Caeser,
With a dagger, not a tweezer,
You caused him a lot of pain,
Cassius, Cassius go to Spain!

I am Calpurnia, his partner for life,
But he called me trouble and strife,
You made me a young widow,
Forsaken, on the green meadow,
Will you marry me and fill the void?
And dance with me like Andrew Lloyd?

I know Webber doesn't dance,
But his musicals are shown in France,
What a beautiful place that is,
Atop Eiffel Tower, won't we kiss?
Cassius, Cassius, my true love,
You are white as a dove.

Today I am glad Caeser is slain,
He was nothing but a perfidious swain,
Conniving bastard he was,
Sent my sanity for a toss,
His rule: Argue with me all day,
Never listen to what I say.

He used to trouble me a lot,
And sleep with other women so hot,
I felt miserable when he was here,
As sad as the legendary King Lear,
But you killed him, Cassius,
Now in my dreams rests Julius.

Yes, only in the nightly dreams,
On Ides of March I hear screams,
But I can ignore those alright,
Promise me, Cassius, we'll never fight,
And I swear, I'll never look like a hag,
Ooh Cassius! We will soon shag!

Don't leave for faraway Spain since,
I don't want to meet your kiths and kins,
France is a much better place,
Romantic locales will give us solace,
We'll stay in the magnificient The Ritz,
Forever booked by women of blitz.

I will be sexiest woman you know,
A little play, and a little skin show,
Ooh, Cassius, it's the best place to elope,
After Julius I will never mope,
Dammit Cassius, you make me wet,
With your help, multiple orgasms I will get.

I can't wait to have you in my bed,
Ok, will do you even in the shed,
C'mon sweetheart, don't be shy,
Be the smart awesome guy,
Ooh, Cassius don't go to Spain,
C'mon show me your face again.

[Vince]

Yea I already told you it was brilliant and I like it.

[Nupur]

Hahaha, thanks Tasos. Never thought I'd post this one.

[Gurdit]

OMG! I can't believe you actually posted this!
I was sooo totally kidding when I told you to post this! What's wrong with you?
You're twisted!!!


Hehehe, just kidding

I had an awesome laugh when I read this, and I think the others should too. I seriously laughed out loud. It's so wonderfully crude!

[Nupur]

Lol, thanks Gurdit. Really, it makes no sense.

[Rain]

That was damn funny, especially the "wet" part.. don't forget about the "orgasms" that were mentioned .

[Vorcla]

Hehehehe! You are so totally wicked! Fun-ee, Nup!

[Nupur]

Hahaha, thanks. Tay! You're not of age! Lol.