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Spilling 'the Seed'
by Len Bourret
(Copyright 2004)

An 'Eve Meets Adam,
Adam Meets Steve,
and Whoever Else'
Story.


Bible's Book of
Genesis started
it all...Begating,
fucking her, or
fucking him.

After Herodias
danced, John
the Baptist lost
his head.


Beauty had a heart,
about the size of fair
SweetPea.
Beauty, supposedly,
was only beautiful on
the outward side. She
was considered to be
quite superficial, but
her inherent goodness
was greatly underrated.

Having the 'hots' for
Beauty, the Beast
had a heart the size
of an infinitely-vast
universe, and a hard
cock equally as large.
He had beauty on the
inward side, it was
quite genuine, and
he was inherently
good, as well.


The trolll, who was
homeless and lived
under a bridge, was
considered to be
ugly. He had a heart
the size of SweetPea,
a heart filled with
compassion and
boundless love.
He, too, was
inherently good..

And, there was the
Hunchback, who
lived as a prisoner,
locked in a high
tower. People
jeered, and threw
stones at him. But,
with each stone the
people threw at him,
his heart grew and
grew. All his life,
the Hunchback
only knew cruelty
and punishment,
but his heart was
filled with love.

When Beauty
met the Beast,
she was filled
with horror.
She rejected
the Beast's
love because
she saw him
as ugly.

But, SweetPea and
the Beast fell in love.
Why? Becaise fair
SweetPea saw the
Beast as handsome,
and the Beast saw
SweetPea as fair
and very beautiful.

Beauty fell in
love with the
Hunchback,
but he initially
rejected her,
until he realized
that she loved
his stones. You
see, Beauty
wanted to meet
a man who was
wealthy beyond
compare. And,
the hunchback
wanted someone
who loved him
enough to legally
be his wife. All
the while, the
people did not
know that they
were throwing
rare jewels in
the hunchback's
face. Beauty
realized the
value of the
priceless
stones, and the
Hunchback saw
the rare jewels
as priceless stones
of love. And, of
giving him a rare
opportunity to
fuck men 'on
the side', while
having a 'marriage
of convenience'.
Reputed to be
'very religious',
the Hunchback
had many affairs
with men, while
in the 'missionary
position' (on their
knees, and trying
to find love in all
of the 'so-right'
places. Beauty, a
bi-sexual, had
affairs with both
women and men
'on the side'.

There are several morals
to this story: (1) Peas are
good for you. Be sure to
eat everything on your
plate. (2) While beauty
has some ugliness, there
still may be some inherent
good. (3) While ugliness
may seem to be so very
ugly, such a person may
be quite a jewel, a very
priceless gem. (4) If you
cannot marry for love,
marry for money. (5) If
you cannot marry for
beauty without, by all
means marry for beauty
within.

Although happiness cannot
be guaranteed, quite often
love begats more love and,
just as often, money begats
more money. It's all in what
you do with what you have
and, further, some people
are just plain 'screwed up',
anyway. No matter how
hard you try, some people
are 'nearly impossible' to
figure out.

...And, they lived 'very
happily, ever after' (you
know, damn well, that
most readers insist on
a 'happy ending).

The End

[RENA HANDS]

But, SweetPea and
the Beast fell in love.
Why? Becaise fair
SweetPea saw the
Beast as handsome,
and the Beast saw
SweetPea as fair
and very beautiful.

The word is because.

And,
the hunchback
wanted someone
who loved him
enough to legally
be his wife.

And,
the hunchback
wanted someone
who loved him
enough to legally
be his wife. All
the while, the
people did not
know that they
were throwing
rare jewels in
the hunchback's
face.

Hunchback should be capitalized.

A very comical and perplexing piece.