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Oh la la !
A masterpiece by Edvard Munch,
'The Scream', has damn well done a bunk.
Nabbed from its Oslo gallery,
In brazen daytime robbery.
It seems two masked men marched straight in,
Then bloody well marched out again.
And not content with 'Scream' alone,
Nabbed Munch's 'Madonna' from its home.
They placed each painting under arm,
Then calmly strolled to Audi car.
Where, [setting paintings on the seat],
Both cried out "Voila ! Heist complete",
And yes, one may conclude from this,
Crime does pay when crooks take the piss,
But I've learned from the BBC,
Both men are now in custody.
So if you plan a life of crime,
With art theft upmost in your mind,
Forget the screams and half-clad stars,
Unless you like the look of bars.
(Colin Baker June 05)
Last edited by colinbaker62; 01-09-2008 at 04:58 PM.
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