
24-09-2005, 04:52 AM
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The day the burrito went moldy...
Ok this was a quick story my teacher made us do out of boredom today and I figured since I'm home and have time I'd post if for you all  One day there was a burrito by the name of Es capa. Es capa was a spicy blend of mexican delicacy topped with a melted blend of cheeses. Es capa enjoyed many things around the Rio Grande #5 in Mexico City where he lived, but one thing he did not enjoy was the refidgerator. (Oh, no the fridge!) There he would be stuck in a white sufficating box as his body grew cold. Then he would be mangled bite after bite and topped with various toppings from the refridgerator until he was devoured, but first he would be melted in the El microwave for 10, 20, maybe even 25 seconds as his body melts to the styrofoam box tomb he had been kept in. "No Es capa don't die on us!" the kids at the Rio Grande #5 would call out as he unleashed a sizzling scream. His shell would be saugy and his lettuce withered. The spicy ground beef pipping hot and his cheese slightly burnt. Was this the fate for Es capa? Was this the way he was intended to die? Dang straight it was as Es capa was now Es deada. As bits and pieces moved down the mexican tourmentors stomach it seemed that all the hope for Es capa was lost and with a full stomach the mexican put down a small piece of Es capa back intot he box and there he was pushed in the back of the refridgerator and fogotten. Then one day the box was once again opened to reveal a moldy, hypothermia Es capa as he was thrown away and later eaten by a dog at the junkyard and later the dog was eaten by a homeless man who lived to be 70, until the man was eaten by Resident Es capa! The End LOL
*You've got to feel Es capa's pain *
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