[Razor]

Today, today, was Valentine's Day.
Though I must say, I went astray.
The chocolates, the candy, did just dandy.
But me, I was randy, and a bit too handy.
Instead of a kiss, I received a fist.
Oh was she pissed with those flailing wrists.

She spat and cursed, and she swung with her purse.
I'd have been in a hearse if she'd have gotten any worse.
And there I was with my big fat lip, feeling like a total dip.
My pride I comforted while I sipped, a bottle full of enlightening quip.
She was nothing but a batty ole prune, dustier than a worn out broom.
But it didn't help my glumly gloom; without a date I was inevitably doomed.

For, what to do now since I had nothing to plow.
Damned ugly sow, I just threw in the towel.
Beginning to sober, my thoughts became nobler.
I was as low as a cobbler, a beggar, and now a hobbler.
I suppose I was wrong to handle her like King Kong.
It was fine she swatted me like a ping pong...but did she have to kick me in my ding dong?

this is...interesting. I'll give you that. It made me laugh, and being in humour, thats a good thing Valentines Day is an utter annoyance if you ask me. nicely done razor.

[EternalPen]

The last part was wierd... lol.... Good job? lol don't know what to say. But I liked it.

[Razor]

Well good, I'm glad you both seemed to enjoy it. (I just hope my girlfriend doesn't read it...)

[Aldo Rossi]

sounds like my Friday night

[angel]

lol its funny razor i like this alot. cool piece mate

[Razor]

Wow, its been awhile, since I checked this piece. I almost forgot about it lol! I wrote this real quick a day before Valentines. Thanks everyone for their comments, even if you thought it was weird. It is, I really can't deny that.

[padmasundra]

LOL . Boy, it feels good to laugh. Very enjoyable. It is great to read light and funny stuff ever so often. Thanks for the laugh I needed it.
Great job!

[Razor]

Happy you enjoyed it, and that I could give ya a laugh. That's what it's here for. As for needing the laugh. Just glad I could be of some help.

[Nupur]

Lol. This is awesome. Haha. Really weird last part, but I mean this in a good manner. Killer last line, my friend! Fantastic! I'm still laughing. Hahaha

[Razor]

Personally, I've never been kicked where it counts by a girl on purpose, but I've had a friend that did. Pissed off the wrong girl....

What was worse was her father was a NFL punter. She knew how to kick.

Poor guy was icing his nutz for hours, though I admit he did ask for it.

[Enreg]

That was entertaining. I could picture it the whole time. Kudos

[katofmystery]

this was awesome. . . i liked that you used internal rhymes as well as the ones on the ends too. . . well thought and just brilliant

[Razor]

Thanks Enreg, glad you liked it.

Kom, thanks, but you're making me blush with all that praise. The rhyming took quite a few drafts, but it was fun at the same time.

[Eva Marie]

One of my friends will agree with the feeling that the poem gave off. I think it's funny.

[katofmystery]

it was great!! and you deserve the praise. . . it's not easy to make internal rhymes ya know and you made it look easy!!! two thumbs WAY up!

[Peppy]

Funniness. The ending verse was very funny. Your rhyming scheme made it flowy and memorable. Ooo-some.

Today, today, was Valentines Day.

Valentine's

[Razor]

Thanks Kat, I had to toy with it a while, some of the internals just happened and then I thought, why not make it all like that.

Pep, its been a while since anyone looked at this piece or at least commented. Glad you enjoyed, and thanks for the generous comments. I fixed the grammar.