Nupur (limerick) - StoriesMania - short stories, poems, essays, scripts and online fiction

**Gurdit** · #1 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 04:39 AM

There was once a girl named Nupur
She really was a bimbo pure
She bought flowers for love
But fed them to a dove
Because she was in love with Gur!

Vorcla · #2 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 04:45 AM

Hehehehehe! Nup, are you going to stand for this? I think an answering salvo is in order!

Great job, Gurdit! I really needed a laugh today. I assume "Gur" is pronounced "Goor" in this case? Funny.

**Nupur** · #3 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 04:47 AM

LOL. You're a funny guy.

**Gurdit** · #4 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 04:48 AM

That's why you love me darling.

And yes, Rick, that IS how it's pronouned. It rhymes with Nu-PUR.

Ryankia · #5 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 04:54 AM

Haha - very cute

**Gurdit** · #6 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 05:04 AM

Who? me?
Of course I am!

**Venomous Vixen** · #7 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 05:23 AM

Bimbo! Ha, you should be whipped for that

besides that little lash below the belt, this was quite cute hehe.

Wordsmyth · #8 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 05:32 AM

Bimbo??? What?

and umm......why don't I ever see you in the Limerick contest???? Hmmm...?

**Lubesh** · #9 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 07:05 AM

rude gudrig rude....hope she gets u.

**Nupur** · #10 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 07:09 AM

Haha, I've got him alright. Rude yeah, he will be whipped and spanked.

Wordsmyth · #11 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Nupur

Haha, I've got him alright. Rude yeah, he will be whipped and spanked.

Oh I thought you were going to punish him.

Vorcla · #12 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 08:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Wordsmyth

Oh I thought you were going to punish him.

Can I watch?

**Corneac** · #13 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 03:40 PM

Wow. Why does an innocent limerick always end up in a sycophant of sexual perversion. There's always something bubbling under the surface on sm.

Very cute Tid. But She loves me more....hehehe

**Gurdit** · #14 (**permalink**) 12-04-2008, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Venomous Vixen

Bimbo! Ha, you should be whipped for that

besides that little lash below the belt, this was quite cute hehe.

Nah, it wasn't a lash below the belt. If I tried that, then she'd try it on me and guess which one would be hurt more!

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Originally Posted by Wordsmyth

Bimbo??? What?

and umm......why don't I ever see you in the Limerick contest???? Hmmm...?

"Bimbo" -- it's kinda like an internal joke between us... every time she does or says something obvious, I end up calling her one. The exact word is "bimbette" though

And well, I don't know... I just sort of stopped taking part in contests... might start again soon.

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Originally Posted by Lubesh

rude gudrig rude....hope she gets u.

Aw come on! You know I love her too much to be rude ... at least not in public!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nupur

Haha, I've got him alright. Rude yeah, he will be whipped and spanked.

YAY! (Yes, I remember you have tiny hands, so do what you will... kicking not allowed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkAngel

Can I watch?

Pay per view. 1200$ per view.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avalanche

Wow. Why does an innocent limerick always end up in a sycophant of sexual perversion. There's always something bubbling under the surface on sm.

Very cute Tid. But She loves me more....hehehe

The limerick was innocent, I swear, was innocent, but just look what SM does to it!!

As for the part I've put in bold, the only thing I have to say is : "That Boy Needs Therapy"

**Nupur** · #15 (**permalink**) 13-04-2008, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tidruG

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkAngel

Can I watch?

Pay per view. 1200$ per view.

You're nasty. Lol.