[PICK] Lab Report

[SeaN]

I wrote your stupid report
But lost the bibliography
It's dull and sophomoric,
But that's my target demography

And I really don't care
For your A.P.A. format
I've been more inspired
By clever words on a doormat

The cover page is torn
And yes, that's coffee on page 3
The paper smells like ganja
But that's between you and me...

Your name is misspelled
The introduction is weak
And inexplicably
It's post-dated for next week

The conclusion is rough
Body's unsubstantiated
Peppered with rhetoric
My points are barely related

So go home and grade it
Violate it- paint it red
Then go fuck yourself

You can keep it- 'nuf said

[Corneac]

But thats between you and me...

Changed it to that's

I also changed the title. Hope that's alright mate...or I can change it back.

Fucking hilarious though mate. Haha...really funny. Man, can I relate to this at the moment.

Nice NYU

[angel]

brilliant piece NYU. enjoyable read

kel

[SeaN]

haha thanks alot man. I'm glad you liked it. Title change is fine- thanks for the read and the edit!

thanks kel!

[delphis49]

very funny. a litter bitter about having to write that report, huh? i know that feeling. very enjoyable all the same.

[RENA HANDS]

A very comical image.

And yes, that's coffee on page 3

I am aware of ganja but should it not be capitalized?

[Venomous Vixen]

Haha this was hilarious! "Then go fuck yourself" oh too many times I have bitten my tongue rather than spit that out at someone. Hehe I still can't get over the cleverness of this one

['Ginnis]

I love it! Reminds me of the bullshit answers I pull out of no where in physics!

[dearest]

Ah, the frustration of every person ever to go through a language class of any kind. Exactly what we all wish we could say, but only few have the guts to. Really funny, and great work!

[jerH]

Originally Posted by fire insurance

Ah, the frustration of every person ever to go through a language class of any kind. Exactly what we all wish we could say, but only few have the guts to. Really funny, and great work!

If only this kind of frustration ended when we left school....with a few minor edits this could easily describe how I feel about work most days!

[osofoaddo]

Funny ..Funny ...Funny... If only wishes were horses ....Love your choice of words ... good and creative...Thanks for sharing your work

[SeaN]

Delphis, Rena, Bri, Kara, fire insurance, JerH and osof;

Thanks!! (one for each of you)

Del- yes, quite bitter. That was a rough report

Rena- um... I think 'ganja' is slang, so I don't believe it should be capitalized. Not sure though- I'm gona have to check!

Bri- Oh you're too kind Glad you liked it!

Kara- I hated physics too! College bio is way worse though

fire insurance- oh I wish I had the guts to say it! This is the next best thing though. Thanks for the compliments! (btw- do you go by 'fire insurance'? Or is there something shorter you'd prefer?)

Jerh- yes, life is a double-edged sword it seems. I know what you mean.

osof- I appreciate the compliments! I do believe I'd have more pony's than I could handle though, if in fact wishes were.


Great comments y'all. For some reason, I wasn't subscribed to this thread so I missed all the posts. Sorry for the late response!

[dearest]

tidruG has taken to calling me fireworks ^_^ , but FI or Fire is fine.

[squattaz]

an angry poem it sounds like.

[EternalPen]

Nice... If only things like those could be said to a teacher without consequence. Hoo boy... If only....

Ahh, but those are the things to dream about, so why complain? ^_^

[niamhoneill]

Alot of anger comes across in this poem, which I guess was your intention.

[Reik Mohican]

In the midst of procrastinating a report myself, this really lightened my mood
Can't think of a way to make it better

[4rum]

Ah yes, the rigors of academia. Hope the report was accepted with at least as much regard as your whimsical poem. Thanks for the chuckles, your write was much enjoyed.

[jaziz69]

Dude this is one of those poems i look at and wish i wrote it! The first stanza just it reminds me of the pursuit of someone else's perfection when you write an essay.

In the words of my favorite American, Homer Simpson, "It's funny, because it's true."

[Jayna]

wow that was great! I think everybody has felt like telling a teacher off like that. Great job

[crackdaddy]

I love the 1st and 3rd stanzas. They give you that kind of feeling you get when you know your reading something that just...fits.
hi-fuckin-larious

[Eva Marie]

I love this. When I do essays and lab reports, as long as it doesn't have to be doubble-spaced (or even in the MLA format), I'm happy.

[SeaN]

haha thanks alot for all the great coments on this one guys!

[Enreg]

Sticking it to the man. I like it!

[Brandeno41]

i can relat big time, handed in a report two weeks ago

[Zoidberg]

Oh SeaN, you fluidly describe what I dare to think! Bravo!

[Peppy]

I used to relate, but not anymore. You just remindedd me that I used to be like this. I swear I could have been kicked out of school...but only got sent to the counsellor.

Anyway, it was funny. I like it when someone speaks their mind, especially when it's meant to be funny and serious at the same time. Thus, the contradiction between the two are eliminated. Bravo. Your wording, I have to say, is the best thing about the poem.

[Angelfier]

Wow...that's funny. i like how you don't give a shit about the report or who your doing it for. Reminds me of my partner in social, how he never does any work on our group projects. SO once i decided to make his part awful and he had to present it orally in front of 3 kids. This reminds me of those fond memories...lol.
Great poem...i really loved it.
So question: What subject was it for?

[Abuel]

i like. though the beginning didnt start or flow well for me. all the words in the middle are just fab.