I also changed the title. Hope that's alright mate...or I can change it back.
Fucking hilarious though mate. Haha...really funny. Man, can I relate to this at the moment.
Nice NYU
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"Snip! Snap! Snip! the scissors go;
And Conrad cries out - Oh! Oh! Oh!
Snip! Snap! Snip! They go so fast;
That both his thumbs are off at last.
Mamma comes home; there Conrad stands,
And looks quite sad, and shows his hands;-
"Ah!" said Mamma "I knew he'd come
To naughty little Suck-a-Thumb." - The Story of Suck-a-Thumb, Heinrich Hoffman
Haha this was hilarious! "Then go fuck yourself" oh too many times I have bitten my tongue rather than spit that out at someone. Hehe I still can't get over the cleverness of this one
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See I'm not worried at all. Bri would save the alcohol and her wolfman in the process.
Ah, the frustration of every person ever to go through a language class of any kind. Exactly what we all wish we could say, but only few have the guts to. Really funny, and great work!
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but those that were fought and won behind your forehead.
Ah, the frustration of every person ever to go through a language class of any kind. Exactly what we all wish we could say, but only few have the guts to. Really funny, and great work!
If only this kind of frustration ended when we left school....with a few minor edits this could easily describe how I feel about work most days!
Delphis, Rena, Bri, Kara, fire insurance, JerH and osof;
Thanks!! (one for each of you)
Del- yes, quite bitter. That was a rough report
Rena- um... I think 'ganja' is slang, so I don't believe it should be capitalized. Not sure though- I'm gona have to check!
Bri- Oh you're too kind Glad you liked it!
Kara- I hated physics too! College bio is way worse though
fire insurance- oh I wish I had the guts to say it! This is the next best thing though. Thanks for the compliments! (btw- do you go by 'fire insurance'? Or is there something shorter you'd prefer?)
Jerh- yes, life is a double-edged sword it seems. I know what you mean.
osof- I appreciate the compliments! I do believe I'd have more pony's than I could handle though, if in fact wishes were.
Great comments y'all. For some reason, I wasn't subscribed to this thread so I missed all the posts. Sorry for the late response!
Ah yes, the rigors of academia. Hope the report was accepted with at least as much regard as your whimsical poem. Thanks for the chuckles, your write was much enjoyed.
Dude this is one of those poems i look at and wish i wrote it! The first stanza just it reminds me of the pursuit of someone else's perfection when you write an essay.
In the words of my favorite American, Homer Simpson, "It's funny, because it's true."
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I love this. When I do essays and lab reports, as long as it doesn't have to be doubble-spaced (or even in the MLA format), I'm happy.
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Sorrow last through this night
I'll take this piece of you
And hope for all eternity
For just one second I felt whole
As you flew right through me
-Flyleaf
I used to relate, but not anymore. You just remindedd me that I used to be like this. I swear I could have been kicked out of school...but only got sent to the counsellor.
Anyway, it was funny. I like it when someone speaks their mind, especially when it's meant to be funny and serious at the same time. Thus, the contradiction between the two are eliminated. Bravo. Your wording, I have to say, is the best thing about the poem.
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Wow...that's funny. i like how you don't give a shit about the report or who your doing it for. Reminds me of my partner in social, how he never does any work on our group projects. SO once i decided to make his part awful and he had to present it orally in front of 3 kids. This reminds me of those fond memories...lol.
Great poem...i really loved it.
So question: What subject was it for?
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