[Phonoho]

Why hide myself from others?
Nay, not for my own sake;
my virtue is very pretty,
my whole is purely toy.

I need not be a boor;
it flatters to be taunting.
I think not for a bridle,
no matter how well endowed.

They struggle to see
my own folded phallus.
I work hard to show them,
no matter how vulgar.

I never block the hands
that are reaching up to touch.
I never have to reach down
to pull my shorts up.

I shall not deny my quality;
I shall accept and reveal.
Why should I change
into that which
shows not my worth?

A world with only love
is a place I want to be.
Selfishness cannot exist
if one receives my package.

My part can play a role
in what can be perceived.
I do more than hope;
I work to see that it's conceived.

These are the girds
in which I am freed;
this is the fabric
in which I exist.

Here I am - See?

[Lubesh]

Ah yes the very fabric of existence - lycra!

[jerH]

Well this should be interesting!

I can't get the image of Borat in his green V-thong out of my head now. Thanks!

[Maud]

I loved it. But its very objectivist, dont see how its satire. A little ridiculous, the focus of our mind is really what we are aiming for, but there nothing here antiobjectivist. We have always been for flaunting it if you got it. If not, well thats for the people who wear the T-shirts in the pool, or if we apply it to the mind, recieve welfare.

[Syrah]

Oh my my my. Oh my. Oh my. So wrong. So many levels. So funny. So many levels. I'm not going to delve into this one. Other than I think you meant bore not boor. Oh my.

[Phonoho]

Yes, I meant boor.
All modesty aside, I just happen to be one of those individuals blessed with the physique to wear Speedos. Why not share?

[Syrah]

LMAO Stop making me laugh. Jeez. Oh my. Haha.

[Storiesmaniac]

Hahahah...oh man....great work made me laugh...not just chuckle laugh..and the images were horrible...LOL....Good work!

[Corneac]

Haha...Junior...awesome. Who new you could write a parody on budgie smugglers? You're too much man...lol.

[Jon%]

hahahahahhahaaa... ahem... well done

[Phonoho]

Thank you kindly, everyone. This burlesque can be viewed either as parody or satire. I promised the Doc would colorize his words and I did, but not necessarilly at his expense. The Emperor's New Clothes, if you will. All in good fun. I would welcome a bawdy parody of one of my own works.